Hollywood eat your heart out

Marvel your eyes on this wonderful list of superheroes from planet profanity

Fuck     Shit    Piss    Bollocks   Arse   Cuntface  Twat  Shitfaced
   
       Bastard      Shitehole     Gob   Swizzle   Dick   Bender   Faggot fannybuster

Pussy      Cum     Spit      Pukeface    Fuckface  Dumbfuck

and ofcourse the big bad motherfucker of them all vitriole.


You really do make me sick.
    
       If only we could push the same envelope it really would be full of shit

Let the ladder lead the way;  what can we say?

        Today is just another day, maybe I'll die tomorrow

Does this make sense, god only knows?
      
         Maybe I'll just blow my nose and say

    "A tissue, a tissue we all fall down"

Don't blame me for I am but a 123 or maybe a ten in hex or some other shite.

   For what difference would it make?   Ahhhhhhh You make me scream,

You live on the silver screen, I am just a shadow in the dark; no match for you!

    How high does this ladder go 'cas we really must be fucking slow     to know the difference
 
 between right and wrong.


Rid yourself of all technology TV's, radios. mobile phone and IOT; 

     they sting and you won't have a thing.

Master or slave? Fortune favours the brave, give me a slice

  I'm on the deck rolling the dice, we are that poor, I can hear my neighbours bang on the door.

My head going round and round a waltzer on a ride, will it ever stop?     Will  it reach the top?

   They send in their spies and tell us a load of lies, they laugh at our expense;
         
           and make us feel all tense.  The media slant the truth and make us out to be the fool, but 

journalists just read their books and do not give a fuck.

Is giving away a sandwich a piece of cake?

This morning in the early hours I went to my local garage and asked for a packet of crisps.  The gentlement working behind the counter asked if I wanted a sandwich aswell.  So I thought why not?  Whats the harm in accepting a sandwich from a total stranger?  He even gave me the crisps and my money back!!

Today when I woke up and reflected on this;  I thought why did he do it? Was it because he was simply bored and decided he would give a sandwich away to another total stranger or was it something else?  Did he do it because of some religious belief system?  Did he do it for psychological reasons or was it political.  Maybe the simple solution to this problem would be to ask him why he did it? which means one day I'll have to return to that garage which quite honestly I dont particularly want to do.  Did he do it therefore as an investment?  Was it a form of social contract?  I ask for a packet of crisps and in return I not only get the packet of crisps but a sandwich too and my money back!! Wow I've never known such generosity from a total stranger.  What is the world coming to? Am I being overly cynical about it all  -  after all people are kind right?

Wrong!!!  In the current economic and political climate people are right to be frustrated, annoyed, pissed off, angry, resentful and mad. In my view that sandwich wasn't simple a gift from a total stranger it was more than that it represented all the millions of people in this country that have had to take zero hour contracts on little pay work all hours god sends, have their pensions wittled away, holidays abroad become more expensive have to watch every penny they earn to pay the bills which seem to go up on a quarterly basis if not monthly basis not to mention all the public services destroyed. Peoples lives destroyed to benefit who.  The rich, those at the top of the tree filling their pockets whilsts everyone else struggles to get by.

I appreciated the generosity of a stranger because quite honestly it doesnt happen to me very often and in return for his generosity I have contributed this piece of writing for all the world to read.  So fill your face Teresa May because I am still hungry. 

Why The BBC did not have any choice but to allow the BNP onto Question Time

As the BNP have 2 MEPs in the European Parliament, like them or loathe them they do have power and therefore they need to be included in public debates. It will then be left to the democratic process to determine what is right and what is not.  It is an important part of the democratic process to allow people freedom of speech whether you agree with their arguments or not.  They clearly do represent opinion from the voting electorate and therefore the arguments of the BNP must be listened to and debated.  It actually demonstrates the unfairness of the current British electoral system which needs to change.  The Liberal Democrats are leading the way in this respect.

Extreme opinions do matter in a free democratic society, because otherwise how do you determine what is an extreme opinion and what is not.  The internet has also changed the politic landscape and as people are better connected, debate will go on over the internet anyway.  The BBC had no choice but to allow the BNP onto Question Time and simply reflects a paradigm shift in technology which in turn has affected every other part of our lives.

Unemployed students and the student loan fiasco

Why is it when something is left to the state to do something they completely mess it up. I was chatting to my friend the other day who is currently unemployed.  He told me he had  handed over his deferrment form to the Work and Pensions Department to stamp.  Amazingly they had lost it, and now the Loan Company are ringing him every day for payment.  Its curious isnt it how the Student Loans Company are really a quango and that it is the government that are losing all of the student loan deferrment forms.  What a surprise, maybe its so that they can scrape some of the money back from all of the poor over-educated graduands.

There seems to be clear inefficiency in UK government policy. On the one hand they want a better educated society, expecting them to borrow huge amounts and on the other unwilling to reward these people for their efforts.  I've come to the conclusion that unless you get into the top twenty universities in England you are best minising your risks and either work hard and try and work your way to a leadership position or have lots of children and hope that one of them turns out to be a star.

If you wish to be educated prospective students need to think of benefit they will derive from borrowing thousands and thousands of pounds.  They also need to consider that if they do not get a job how they are going to pay this money back.  If you become bankrupt you will never be able to become a company director.  If you have a CCJ you cannot work in financial services.  The politicians do not care about you.  They care about themselves, it is called the selfish gene. We still live in a Socialist Democratic Monarchy, it is not efficient and does not work as it is full of contradictions.

The state is not efficient and if you end up in the control of the state expect them to mess up your life, because they inevitably will do.