Showing posts with label Mobile Phones. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Mobile Phones. Show all posts

Hollywood eat your heart out

Marvel your eyes on this wonderful list of superheroes from planet profanity

Fuck     Shit    Piss    Bollocks   Arse   Cuntface  Twat  Shitfaced
   
       Bastard      Shitehole     Gob   Swizzle   Dick   Bender   Faggot fannybuster

Pussy      Cum     Spit      Pukeface    Fuckface  Dumbfuck

and ofcourse the big bad motherfucker of them all vitriole.


You really do make me sick.
    
       If only we could push the same envelope it really would be full of shit

Let the ladder lead the way;  what can we say?

        Today is just another day, maybe I'll die tomorrow

Does this make sense, god only knows?
      
         Maybe I'll just blow my nose and say

    "A tissue, a tissue we all fall down"

Don't blame me for I am but a 123 or maybe a ten in hex or some other shite.

   For what difference would it make?   Ahhhhhhh You make me scream,

You live on the silver screen, I am just a shadow in the dark; no match for you!

    How high does this ladder go 'cas we really must be fucking slow     to know the difference
 
 between right and wrong.


Rid yourself of all technology TV's, radios. mobile phone and IOT; 

     they sting and you won't have a thing.

Master or slave? Fortune favours the brave, give me a slice

  I'm on the deck rolling the dice, we are that poor, I can hear my neighbours bang on the door.

My head going round and round a waltzer on a ride, will it ever stop?     Will  it reach the top?

   They send in their spies and tell us a load of lies, they laugh at our expense;
         
           and make us feel all tense.  The media slant the truth and make us out to be the fool, but 

journalists just read their books and do not give a fuck.




WiFi applications in your home and everywhere.

Everyday objects in your home should now started to talk to each other. So that when you walk into your home, the TV will turn on to your chosen station, the kettle will start, lights will come one where ever ever you are, This will happen in our lifetime. Bill Gates home already does all this. Microprocessors and WiFi in everyday objects will enable this to happen. They will be controlled through your mobile phone. Or a small chip could be embedded into a MP3 type object. I don't want a chip inside me, That's going a bit too far. Clearly all the new technologies need to be powered by renewable energy sources. I've seen solar powered keyring, so that sounds good to me.

So, Let me think, I could even get onto a train and it will know exactly who I am and where I am going.  If  I haven't paid, as soon as I walk onto the train, so long as I have advised the train company my intention, i.e my next journey will be to Leeds but I don't want to pay yet and I'm not sure what day I will be travelling.  When you eventually get on the train a transaction will take place and you will receive an E-Receipt.  I like the sound of that intelligent application.